JCattheATM 18 hours ago

The DOGE team included several convicted teenage hackers, one known as 'big balls', messing around in government systems and copying data to random laptops.

Fantastic.

I'll be interested to browse this sensitive data at some point when it inevitably becomes public in the next few years as a result of this kakistocracy.

  • ofjcihen 18 hours ago

    No this is the DOGE team that was demanding that none of their access be logged while also requesting access with no limits from any device at any time.

    All jokes aside I’m confused why some people are responding to valid criticisms of this team by saying that we only care because they’re young.

    • thinkingtoilet 16 hours ago

      I don't know anyone who has worked with young 20 somethings and thought that they should have unrestricted access to sensitive data. This is not a comment on these people specifically, it's a comment on all people of that age. I include myself in that group. Under no circumstances should I have been allowed that kind of access at 22.

      • cedws 13 hours ago

        Snowdon, in his biography, recalls working with other 20-somethings in his work at the NSA. They abused their access egregiously. They were looking at people’s nudes and stuff.

        • crawsome 4 hours ago

          NSA was, and probably still is recruiting kids right out of college.

      • ChrisMarshallNY 15 hours ago

        I did have it (early email system).

        I abused that access, and almost got fired.

        Taught me a big lesson.

      • whycome 12 hours ago

        I bet you also think men in their 80s shouldn’t run the country

      • latency-guy2 15 hours ago

        Right, but that's a comment on yourself, even if you meant that for everyone else. Society absolutely trusts 20 somethings for sensitive data all the time.

        Don't give me the bullshit about "this situation". Go to your nearest hospital and notices a sea of young nurses handling you and your family's medical data on a clipboard, paper, and a very poorly secured 20 year old workstation.

        You are inconsistent, and you will continue to be inconsistent. In fact, your bank account info is known by the teller who has similar qualifications, your purchases and address is known by the customer service representative hired straight out of high school or in a call center in Egypt, and so much more.

        This talking point is entirely a political cudgel that only makes sense to the kind of folk that do not think past their favorite politician's tweets. On that fact, wanna know who's been managing your letters/calls that you've been sending your politician? These ones know your phone number, and any modern filter will be looking for your address.

        • eviks 10 hours ago

          > Go to your nearest hospital and notices a sea of young nurses handling you and your family's medical data on a clipboard, paper, and a very poorly secured 20 year old workstation.

          If you ignore the core difference - scale - you won't be able to see the difference. Young nurse won't be able to leak all data on all people even if those local papers and workstation are left on the sidewalk for anyone to see

        • MisterKent 15 hours ago

          Generically, the social security tech arm probably hires 20 somethings that have a way to access that data as well.

    • JCattheATM 17 hours ago

      Because they don't have valid defenses or counter-arguments.

      Not only were the kids, and they were kids, they were also convicted criminals.

    • bloomingeek 15 hours ago

      No, the joke is your naive statement. Unless you've been under a rock the last ten or so years, you'd understand how incredibly stupid the whole DOGE debacle is.

      All the collected info will soon either be used against us or sold to the highest bidder. (No, that's not paranoia, that's how the current administration acts.)

      • ofjcihen 12 hours ago

        It’s all fun and games until someone misreads the tone of your post on HN :(

  • enaaem 36 minutes ago

    This is a great way to arrest someone when you need to get rid of them. When they work for you, you turn a blind eye and let them do what they want.

    When you want to get rid of them, because they for example are disloyal, you start an investigation and arrest them for corruption or treason.

    • morkalork 23 minutes ago

      Basically how Russia and China work right?

  • glimshe 18 hours ago

    The whole 'big balls' thing is a silly ad-hominem that weakens your argument.

    I've worked with payment processing and some of the guys I saw makes 'big balls' look like an experienced and reliable custodian. Not to mention the high turnover, bargain priced overseas software outsourcing sweatshops.

    • JCattheATM 17 hours ago

      > The whole 'big balls' thing is a silly ad-hominem that weakens your argument.

      It's not an ad-hom, it's a metric to gauge the maturity of the teenager granted such high level access and responsibility.

    • kevin_thibedeau 16 hours ago

      BB is a script kiddie. How would you know how good his DOGE performance is to make a valid comparison.

    • ofjcihen 18 hours ago

      I don’t know that that makes the argument for them having access to this data any better.

    • wat10000 15 hours ago

      "Ad-hominem" translates as "to the person" and means an argument that attacks the person they're arguing against rather than actually addressing the topic being discussed.

      Here, the topic is a person. It's not an ad-hominem to describe facts about a person when your argument is explicitly about that person.

  • anonymousiam 13 hours ago

    The US IC uses convicted hackers all the time. I was shocked when I learned that certain felons can still get a TS clearance, as long as they stay clean.

    • toomanyrichies 13 hours ago

      Source?

      • anonymousiam 13 hours ago

        Personal experience. Sorry, I cannot provide anything else. Believe me or don't believe me. I had clearances for over 40 years, now I'm retired.

  • Alupis 18 hours ago

    > The DOGE team included the teenage hackers

    It's amusing to me how so many people want to believe technical workers within the government are apparently all crusty, old, 50-something's instead of young "kids" in their twenties and thirties.

    NSA, every branch of the military, and more are bursting at the seams with twenty-somethings that have access to some of the most sensitive information on the planet... yet nobody bats an eye.

    Then we can consider the technical staff at places such as Experian, Capital One, and more... they're all fairly young too.

    This has turned into quite the political narrative... "twenty-somethings have access to your data - be afraid, very afraid!"

    • viraptor 18 hours ago

      I'm not sure what what op meant. At least two people there were teenage hackers, but not in a positive sense. They were part of crime organisations.

      But even concentrating on the age part - people in their 20s are working NSA and others. They're extremely unlikely to have access to the most sensitive information unsupervised since they're not senior enough. And definitely don't have a Yolo level decision making responsibilities. The restrictions, reporting, clearances and rules following in some of those places are unlike anything Doge ever did.

      • Alupis 18 hours ago

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        • viraptor 18 hours ago

          > That's not how security clearances work.

          Not sure what you meant by that. Even if you get the clearance of some level, it doesn't mean you get immediate access to everything you want. There are still limits on what work you're actually given.

          > Neither do the people we're talking about.

          In theory they don't. But then you get the recent story about the terrible AI document review that resulted in real actions. There's so little control that by stupid actions they ended up effectively making decisions. They literally got banned from working on some information without a supervisor because they were so reckless.

          • Alupis 17 hours ago

            > Even if you get the clearance of some level, it doesn't mean you get immediate access to everything you want. There are still limits on what work you're actually given.

            Right, and that's the case here too. They are receiving access to systems and data relevant to the tasks they have been assigned to do. There are consequences if any individual acts maliciously or abusing the access and data they have been granted - just like any other government department/agency/employee.

            There's so much fearmongering going on regarding this story it's seriously amusing. Just a few years ago Equifax leaked every adult's financial information, including social security numbers and more - and yet the mere possibility of a potential leak (of the exact same information, by the way) is being treated like armageddon.

            It's politics ramped up to the maximum level...

            • viraptor 17 hours ago

              > They are receiving access to systems and data relevant to the tasks they have been assigned to do.

              No, they're forcefully entering buildings, adding unapproved infrastructure with no oversight and get rubberstamped access to everything, with people in the way being threatened firing.

              > There are consequences if any individual acts maliciously or abusing the access

              No, there have been no consequences. The only ones we've seen were: 1. they have to stop, 2. they can continue but with supervision of someone. There's been access abuse already and it will not be prosecuted.

              > yet the mere possibility of a potential leak

              There were effectively leaks already. Where Doge was told no they can't access some data they already looked through, those were leaks.

              I'm not sure why you bring up Equifax - yes, they're both bad ¯ \ _ ( ツ ) _ / ¯

              • Supermancho 16 hours ago

                > No, they're forcefully entering buildings, adding unapproved infrastructure with no oversight and get rubberstamped access to everything, with people in the way being threatened firing.

                That's not what the court was ruling on. Nor is there any evidence that the subject were specifically responsible for these crimes.

                >> There are consequences if any individual acts maliciously or abusing the access

                > No, there have been no consequences.

                That's how consequences work. First the violation, then the consequence. When is based on a number of factors. IN THIS CASE, we're talking about potential acts and consequences. Ofc they have not yet been assigned.

                This is not a discussion when the responses are in the form of hypotheticals being assigned to the subjects out of frustration (I'm frustrated by the feckless courts too). None of us are directly involved. Assume good faith. Be kind.

        • monktastic1 17 hours ago

          > a government department

          Looks like the propaganda worked. DOGE is not a "government department" and there is very little visibility into how it's run.

        • jauntywundrkind 17 hours ago

          There's so much reporting around the DOGE folks that is just off the wall bonkers. Locking themselves into CFPB and other agencies, after demanding not just admin level accounts but root access too systems that no one should access except in emergency cases.

          These folks have seemingly unmitigated access to systems, in completely unhinged wild ways.

          They also are executioners for the civil service. The recent reports on how NSF grants were all ran by a disinterested non communicative DOGE child seem to be all to common, just one of what this legion of state-ociding invaders are up to. https://www.techdirt.com/2025/06/02/a-23-year-old-crypto-bro...

          Any attempt to dismiss the extreme panic & freak out that should be happening here is wild.

          • carlosdelgardo 14 hours ago

            It's not wild. If anything, the abuse of anonymity on shared internet spaces is to be expected. There is no way under any normal circumstances that someone with the background of a script kiddie like BB would be hired to sweep the halls of Congress, let alone to have any kind of clearance to any private data of note.

        • JCattheATM 18 hours ago

          > That's not how security clearances work.

          It is under a kakistocracy.

      • dinkumthinkum 16 hours ago

        Teenagers, as you say, are entrusted by the government with weapons that can destroy and cause untold amount of damage on personnel and property and nobody has complained about that. There even 17-year-olds with such responsibility. Also, plenty of people in their early 20s either have access to sensitive data or have access to code accessing such data.

        • martin-t 15 hours ago

          You say entrusted like it's some great honor. Teenagers are _used_ in wars because they are easy to manipulate, indoctrinate and control.

    • yencabulator 18 hours ago

      There's a big difference in consequences. Military, copy wrong data to random laptop -> court martial.

      • Alupis 18 hours ago

        Are you suggesting there are no consequences for government employees who willfully steal and/or leak confidential data?

        The Espionage Act of 1917, Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, and Economic Espionage Act, among others, beg to differ.

        • throw0101c 18 hours ago

          > Are you suggesting there are no consequences for government employees who willfully steal and/or leak confidential data?

          Depends on who your friends in government are.

          > The Espionage Act of 1917, Computer Fraud and Abuse Act, and Economic Espionage Act, among others, beg to differ.

          Assaulting police officers and trying to overthrow the government is also illegal. People have been convicted of it. And yet if you know the right people you won't suffer any consequences:

          * https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pardon_of_January_6_United_Sta...

        • gtirloni 18 hours ago

          with this administration, nobody is suggesting that at all. there is no doubt there are no consequences if you're taking orders directly from the supreme leader or his immediate staff. that's a certainty.

          • dinkumthinkum 16 hours ago

            Wait, which administration are you talking about?

        • drivingmenuts 18 hours ago

          Prosecuting crimes under those acts requires an AG who's qualified and isn't kowtowing to a President more than willing to pardon traitors and a judiciary that isn't blindly following a conservative agenda.

          We are fucked without even the benefit of lube.

          • Alupis 18 hours ago

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    • JCattheATM 18 hours ago

      > It's amusing to me how so many people want to believe technical workers within the government are apparently all crusty, old, 50-something's instead of young "kids" in their twenties and thirties.

      The word I used was 'teenage'.

    • stefan_ 18 hours ago

      Wow, and here I thought it's because the guy calls himself "Big Balls" and has a career in .. Discord crypto scams? You know, hacker as in "criminal", just too stupid to appear on Brian Krebs.

      No, it was just the age apparently.

      • Alupis 18 hours ago

        Are you alleging the government did not conduct the normal and required background checks/investigations for security clearances in Coristine's case?

        • stefan_ 18 hours ago

          Am I talking to GPT? Is your knowledge cutoff 2 years ago? Invoke the web tool, do the research. Bizarre redirect into statute reading, tremendously boring.

          • ofjcihen 18 hours ago

            I’m thinking this is just one of those that’s become emotionally invested in defending a certain group for some reason and he’s going to make an argument against anything he perceives as a slight towards them.

            • JCattheATM 16 hours ago

              > one of those that’s become emotionally invested in defending a certain group for some reason

              Sunk cost fallacy is a hell of a thing. It's why Q-Anon was able to grow.

          • Alupis 18 hours ago

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    • jwlake 15 hours ago

      These NEW 20 year olds are scary!

  • crawsome 4 hours ago

    I don't mean to sound like a broken record, but we prove time-and-time-again that the GOP proudly elects puppets and lets them do whatever they want, and they barely care about governing, as long as they get the tax breaks in for the rich ASAP.

  • dinkumthinkum 16 hours ago

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    • JCattheATM 16 hours ago

      I'm pretty skeptical of people that use terms like 'normie' myself.

      The name itself is not a primary issue, just a gauge of maturity, the bigger issue should probably be the criminal convictions.

      • mensetmanusman 13 hours ago

        It’s baseline internet culture these days among the under 40 crowd.

    • BLKNSLVR 16 hours ago

      'Normie' takes are what's needed when dealing with sensitive data of this scale.

      "Move fast and break things" is fine for startups risking their own life savings or venture capital. It's not ok for governments that are meant to be looking after the health and welfare of their population.

      The Clinton / Gore approach seemed to work. Unfortunately it wasn't glamorously headline-making, it was just hard work, so it hasn't been replicated since.

      "Understanding this culture" is understanding it needs serious adult supervision to work on things that support society itself.

    • verandaguy 16 hours ago

      Okay, yeah, but you kinda want people in your government to (a) not be defined by their history of trolling, (b) not be associated with crypto scams, and (c) maybe be marginally trained and competent at what they do, no?

cryptonector 13 hours ago

I really dislike the billing of "injunction lifted" as "court decides that [...]". Finality matters more. And before you say that DOGE getting into Treasury is a problem blah blah blah they've already been there and the Secretary can do the things that DOGE wants independently of DOGE anyways.

JKCalhoun 19 hours ago

> The conservative-majority court, with its three liberal justices objecting, granted an emergency application filed by the Trump administration asking the justices to lift an injunction issued by a federal judge in Maryland.

Wild. I remember when it was presumed that Conservative meant protector of individual freedoms, rights.

  • BLKNSLVR 15 hours ago

    And also letting the States do most of the governing.

    Except California, they're fucking wrong! ;)

  • eviks 10 hours ago

    That was never the case, but like it didn't stop the presumption from appearing then, nothing stops from keeping the same presumtion now

  • kibwen 18 hours ago

    Were these the same conservatives trying to argue that chattel slavery should be legal, at the discretion of the state?

    Republicans, not conservatives, might rightfully have been the party of protecting individual rights and freedoms. Back in the 1850s.

  • krapp 18 hours ago

    >I remember when it was presumed that Conservative meant protector of individual freedoms, rights.

    Presumed by whom? I've always understood Conservatism to be explicitly Christian in its ideology, opposed to womens' rights, "non-traditional" sexual orientation and gender identity, abortion, multiculturalism, pornography, modern art, rock music, drug use and a litany of other things. The freedom to think and act outside of the box of "traditional American values and culture" has rather more often been championed by progressives and leftists.

    Conservatives do support the individual freedom to own a gun, though. For individuals of a certain phenotype.

    • JCattheATM 18 hours ago

      > Conservatives do support the individual freedom to own a gun, though. For individuals of a certain phenotype.

      Which is funny, right? Their whole justification was to fight back if the government becomes authoritarian, when it turns out they love an authoritarian government that enforces their values.

      • tombert 15 hours ago

        They've even tried to intellectualize dictatorships by rebranding it as "unitary executive theory". They surround it with philosophical reasoning but it fundamentally boils down to "the president should be able to do whatever he wants guys!!!"

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unitary_executive_theory

      • lapcat 16 hours ago

        There're more than one justification given. Gun rights supporters, like the Republican party itself (and the Democratic party too, of course), are a coaltion of different interests, and not all self-described convervatives would consider gun rights to be an important issue. Some people support gun rights for self-defense, others for hunting. Really it's only the wingnut conspiracy theorists who are silly enough to believe that they could successfully fight back against the modern militarized state.

        Hunting is very much a cultural issue, passed down the generations by family tradition, so you'd be hard pressed to change minds on that.

        • watwut 9 hours ago

          That does not pass the smell test. If the issue was hunting, they would be fine with restrictions on non hunting guns, background checks etc. Hunting is a sound good excuse.

          • lapcat 8 hours ago

            Keep in mind that politicians receive funding from the military-industrial complex and other lobbying groups, so they don't necessarily represent the interests of their constituents.

            • watwut 5 hours ago

              Except those constituents punish politicians and opposite party when those go against guns lobby. This is not a case of politicians going against what their constituents want.

              • lapcat 3 hours ago

                That's not how money in politics works. Besides, among the issues that are most important to voters, guns are rarely among them.

    • hellotomyrars 18 hours ago

      It is ironic that a lot of the gun control laws conservatives rail about in California are a direct result of Reagan’s time as governor with the intent largely to suppress and allow enforcement against black people having guns.

  • cryptonector 13 hours ago

    What does DOGE auditing the Treasury have to do with 'individual freedoms, rights'? Set aside partisanship and explain please.

  • bpodgursky 18 hours ago

    It's really a stretch to say that "individual freedoms" means protecting my data held by one federal agency from access by another federal agency.

    It's fine if you want to call it a bad idea... but stopping this access really doesn't give me the freedom to do anything.

    • FireBeyond 17 hours ago

      I mean DOGE is ... not a federal agency.

      At least that's what the administration says when they want to argue that it's not subject to FOIA.

  • watwut 9 hours ago

    That was always a lie. Conservatives were always about own right to abuse others and never cared about rights of anyone else.

vaxman 9 hours ago

It seems likely that the Pentagon will force SpaceX to merge with another company, which should be good for Tesla and Boring, but sad for his Mars dream.

As for DOGE, Trump has a couple options. He can shut it down and blame Musk, or he can let it keep running against the advice of his team. After DOGE is gone, they will be able to get a warrant and start looking for copies of the data. The first place to look is X.

smitty1e 16 hours ago

If a fraction of the lurid tales of corruption prove valid, then this is not a bad thing.

The SSA was never anything other than a Tenth Amendment violation to begin with, as shown by FDR's court packing threat[1], so a bit of external review seems in order.

Some sort of sane transition plan off of these socialized programs would be of great interest to a super-majority of voters, one expects.

[1] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judicial_Procedures_Reform_B...

  • intermerda 15 hours ago

    > If a fraction of the lurid tales of corruption prove valid, then this is not a bad thing.

    If my grandmother had wheels she would be a bicycle.

    > The SSA was never anything other than a Tenth Amendment violation to begin with, as shown by FDR's court packing threat[1], so a bit of external review seems in order.

    I know about the plan. But how did you make the jump from that to SSA being unconstitutional?

    > Some sort of sane transition plan off of these socialized programs would be of great interest to a super-majority of voters, one expects.

    A plan to eliminate program that keeps 22 million Americans out of poverty most of whom are seniors is of great interest to a super-majority of voters?

    Kids, this is what happens when you read far right conspiracy theory websites for news.

    • smitty1e 14 hours ago

      > But how did you make the jump from that to SSA being unconstitutional?

      The 10A was intended to preclude scope creep. In defense of FDR, the voters let the Progressives run plays.

      So here we sit, decades later, waiting for a debt bomb to 'splode.

      • const_cast 3 hours ago

        > So here we sit, decades later, waiting for a debt bomb to 'splode.

        Social Security has literally never missed a payment. It's arguably the most successful government program ever.

        The reality is that all you armchair "ahhh deficit!!1" people have no answers to anything. We don't want granny dying in the street. I don't want that, you don't want that. Okay, so we need some social... security. It's not rocket science.

        If you're not proposing real alternatives that actually at least have a chance of working, then you're just arguing in bad faith and nobody cares about you. And, to jump the gun here, no - private choice insurance IS NOT a replacement. That is explicitly not security and we run right back into "granny dying in street" problem.

      • thrance 11 hours ago

        The progressives were never in power...

        Tell me, how will the "Big Beautiful Bill", that adds multiple trillions to the debt while gutting essential social programs, will fix your "debt bomb"?

        To me, it appears like straight up stealing, putting all the country's wealth in tax cuts to the rich and government contracts to military contractors. All the while placing the country on a sure path to financial and social ruin.

        • Dracophoenix 9 hours ago

          > The progressives were never in power...

          Prohibition, state-run eugenics programs, the end of freedom of contract, Wickard v. Fillburn, the Imperial Presidency, internationalist interventionism, etc. were all born from the original Progressivism movement.

          • thrance 4 hours ago

            Notice that all these policies are antithetical to modern progressive movements.

  • eviks 10 hours ago

    Since "a bit of external review" was always there, what's your actual argument that a review by this specific team is in order?

    • smitty1e 8 hours ago

      > https://www.usdebtclock.org

      More specifically, a stable system requires feedback loops.

      Ours, like a vehicle without brakes, is running open-loop.

      I guess that if all one cares about is blame management, then we can all just blame ${FIGURE} when the whole thing "unexpextedly" craters, rather than putting on the Big People Pants and reforming matters.

      • eviks 8 hours ago

        You can't use generic pants/vehicles metaphors instead of a specific response and say it's more specific - it isn't, even to those people who care about more than blaming "management"

        • smitty1e 2 hours ago

          The specific response is the elephant in the room, the debt/budget deficit.

          My interpretation of your reply is that nothing short of catastrophic societal collapse will constitute an effective argument?

  • BLKNSLVR 16 hours ago

    What are these "lurid tales of corruption"?

    There was the proven false claim that 40% of phone calls to SSA were fraudulent. I think it was DOGE fraud checking systems that proved that claim false, quite soon after Musk proclaimed it.

    https://www.nextgov.com/digital-government/2025/05/doge-went...

    Personally, it feels like the tiny nibbles that DOGE has managed to save from the massive banquet of spending that US government does is proof that there really isn't a lot of waste based on corruption. The spending is systemic and has built up over decades of various policy changes throughout many administrations of both colours.

    Off topic, it feels as if this administration has also very effectively disproved any theory about the presence of a deep state controlling things from the background. Interestingly, Trump appears to be trying to show that it's possible, except for the fact that he's putting ridiculously unqualified and incompetent boobs into positions of influence. It'd be laughable except for the fact that this is not a TV show, this is real life.

    • smitty1e 15 hours ago

      Not laughable: the ridiculous deficit/debt.

      > The spending is systemic and has built up over decades of various policy changes throughout many administrations of both colours.

      Strong concur. Time for reform.

      • watwut 9 hours ago

        Except that the administration is about to create biggest deficit ever. And they were unabke to find waste.

        It is funny ... employment by goverment was actually going down for years. America has low taxes so it could pay its debt, but it is choosing to lower them for richests and put more debt in.

        • smitty1e 8 hours ago

          > America has low taxes

          For whom, pray tell? Look at your combined burden, top to bottom, at all levels.

          • BLKNSLVR 4 hours ago

            The United States is generally considered a low-tax country compared to other high-income developed nations. In 2021, total taxes at all government levels in the US represented about 27% of GDP, which is significantly lower than the OECD average of around 34% and well below the 40% or more seen in several European countries like Denmark. The US ranks near the bottom among OECD countries in tax-to-GDP ratio, around 31st or 32nd out of 38 countries.

            https://www.perplexity.ai/search/is-the-us-a-low-taxing-coun...

            The problem is what "tax" means to US citizens as opposed to what taxes actually are. It's a communication / understanding issue.

            • smitty1e 2 hours ago

              If one earns X currency, and X/2 of the earnings are absorbed by government in various forms, then the tax burden is high, no matter the pettifoggery offered by those arguing against what is in front of one's lying eyes.